I thought of you
if you suffer from any sort of mental or physical disorder, including but not limited to self-harm, depression, suicidal tendencies, anoerxia, bulemia, gender dysmorphia, or anything ,please ask me. I love you. Talk to me.
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
i am so over this whole “not getting laid regularly” thing.
[muffled “Best of Queen” playing in the distance]
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
Because he just made it his cover on FB, here’s a shot of Jason. And some people.
I love how everyone’s doing the same pose except for the blonde girl on the far right, she’s just straight up saluting Dick’s ass.
It was her duty to salute the booty.
god bless this picture
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
OH MY GOD.
I WAS WAITING FOR IT. ALL THIS TIME. WAITING.
The expression on that horse is priceless
GUYS. HE KEPT THE HORSE.
HEADCANON: IT WAS A ZAYGON THE ENTIRE TIME
I let go of fear and the peace came quickly
Appreciating someone’s beauty doesn’t necessarily mean that you are sexually or romantically attracted to them.
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
MY FAVOURITE JOKE